39 Clever Tweets From The Best Of Twitter

Twitter can often feel like a Speaker's Corner on meth, but sometimes it's delightful when you manage to block out the Twitter slush and enjoy the rare gems. It's hard to do this though, so we've taken the liberty of curating some of our favorite tweets from the infamous Bird App™️ for you. You're welcome. 

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Organism - GIRLOFTHEYEAR @aaliyahforprezz I act like l'm okay but deep down inside I wanna get paid for doing nothing 9:53 AM · 2021-01-25 · Twitter for iPhone 115K Retweets 3,460 Quote Tweets 457K Likes

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Ecoregion - Bhil Purnell ... @BhilPurnell Still my favorite meme I'm gay Woah, it's a perfect moon for a werewolf to come out 12:21 AM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter for iPhone 30K Retweets 1,101 Quote Tweets 191K Likes

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Organism - charlotte @charlvickers came out to my parents (!) and my dad was like, oh that's nice! i thought you were going to ask for money! 12:09 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter Web App 43.9K Retweets 3,002 Quote Tweets 862K Likes

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Font - rudy betrayed @rudy_betrayed remember when senators got coronavirus briefings before the public and sold off millions of dollars in stocks before the crash last year and faced no consequences and no regulation? then reddit made one stock into a meme and they're talking about restructuring the whole market 1:44 PM · 2021-01-27 · Twitter for iPhone 79.8K Retweets 1,260 Quote Tweets 345K Likes

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Organism - YgreneTM @Ygrene RoboCop: *about to arrest me* Me: before you arrest me, which of these 9 pictures have cars in them RoboCop: I'm going to let you off with a warning 5:33 PM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter for iPhone 1,109 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 6,861 Likes

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Font - Anosognosiogenesis @pookleblinky Every heartwarming human interest story in america is like "he raised $20,000 to keep 200 orphans from being crushed in the orphan-crushing machine" and then never asks why an orphan-crushing machine exists or why you'd need to pay to prevent it from being used. 11:56 PM · 2020-09-24 · Twitter for Android 39K Retweets 546 Quote Tweets 141K Likes

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Font - ... @freshlycutlemon i am tired :) needs social interaction interacts with misses my frens people gets overwhelmed isolates fatigue 3:19 PM · 2021-01-27 · Twitter for iPhone 111K Retweets 5,680 Quote Tweets 456K Likes N

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Vertebrate - Ellis (worried) @EllisATucci If bears are so dangerous then explain this 9:43 AM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter for iPhone 70.6K Retweets 2,557 Quote Tweets 454K Likes

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Font - Sierra Armor Eris @unbridled_id I've tweeted this before, but my ethics professor impregnated his son's girlfriend. I think about it every class 2:52 AM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter for iPhone 27.2K Retweets 2,957 Quote Tweets 36OK Likes

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Computer keyboard - dvd @diskpix Kte oF ThIS FLESH PRISON 9:13 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter Web App 19.2K Retweets 299 Quote Tweets 113K Likes

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Organism - ANDER COMEDY DeAnne! Smith! for TOUGH TIMES @DeAnne_Smith want to feel old? you were born in the 1900s 6:47 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter for iPhone 338 Retweets 57 Quote Tweets 3,574 Likes

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Organism - cullen "swamp trash" crawford @HelloCullen every movie growing up was like "good news, family. i quit my lucrative job so I can watch my shitty kid's weekday afternoon baseball games" 6:32 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter Web App 262 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,510 Likes

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Organism - thomas @perfectsweeties the fact that cats purr when u pet them.. thats such a fucking kickass feature 5:39 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter for Android 941 Retweets 16 Quote Tweets 6,804 Likes

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Organism - Eddy Rivas @ Quarantinecon @eddyrivas them: $600 is actually a lot if you invest it right also them: wait no not like that 7:39 AM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for iPhone 51.6K Retweets 442 Quote Tweets 404K Likes

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Organism - Rachel McCartney @RachelMComedy Man, how hot do you think Freud's mom was? 4:40 PM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter for Android 9,015 Retweets 557 Quote Tweets 99.5K Likes

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Smile - Mayor Tooliani @Toolie_xo Funerals are expensiveeeeeee. Please put me in an airfryer when it's my time. 11:59 AM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter for iPhone 40.8K Retweets 3,970 Quote Tweets 238K Likes

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Organism - Sahana Srinivasan @sahana_srini wtf guy on bumble was like "I don't like bumble can we talk on snap?" I was | like "I don't have snap u can message me on insta" and he was like "I don't have insta what about kik" | was like "I don't have kik what abt comments section of youtube video" and he unmatched me 8:33 PM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter Web App 79 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3,135 Likes

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World - yamini @showmetheyamz how do we tell hollywood that nobody wants to see the pandemic on tv. we are depressed, unemployed, and existentially plagued. we long for escapism 5:29 PM · 2021-01-30 · Twitter for iPhone 6,904 Retweets 423 Quote Tweets 73.3K Likes

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Organism - yamini @showmetheyamz if "capitalism breeds innovation" why don't printers work 10:52 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter for iPhone 783 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 9,252 Likes

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Human - yamini @showmetheyamz "significant other" implies the existence of an insignificant other 5:03 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter for iPhone 25 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 422 Likes

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Font - Elliot Bromberg @Elliotwith1T ... If I have a crush on you here is how you'll know: 1) I will follow you on twitter 2) I will never talk to you 1:03 PM · 2021-01-29 · Twitter for iPhone 991 Retweets 91 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes

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World - mer @cowhagumi we as a society need to start hyping up all the pixel cows from video games 10:18 PM · 2021-01-24 · Twitter for Android 40.5K Retweets 1,642 Quote Tweets 226K Likes

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World - CeciATL @CeciATL my daughter asked why she can't just quit school andi told her it's against the law and they'll put me in jail and my sweet sweet child looked me in the eye and said "i'll visit you" 11:39 AM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for iPhone 86.4K Retweets 5,643 Quote Tweets 758K Likes

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Organism - SMadimoiselle @drivingmemadi opening a conspiracy theory themed strip club, calling it illuminaughty 12:14 PM · 2021-01-27 · Twitter for iPhone 235 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 2,690 Likes

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Font - The Untastic Mr. Fitz @UnFitz [blind date] Her: Where's your ink? Your profile said you had a sleeve. Me: *pulls out sleeve of girl scout cookies* 8:28 PM · 2021-01-27 · Twitter for iPhone 92 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 286 Likes

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Terrestrial plant - Vanderpump and Dump @munemoji ROUBLICAN For anyone confused about the GameStop thing here's a quick explanation: GameStop is a store where you can buy or sell games 12:24 AM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for iPhone 9,126 Retweets 148 Quote Tweets 118K Likes

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Black - manny @mannyfidel BREAKING: Elon Musk loses "richest man in the world" title to TigBitties420_x 4:55 PM · 2021-01-27 · Twitter Web App 25.4K Retweets 861 Quote Tweets 323K Likes

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Organism - Laurazepam @andlikelaura god: the humans will take so many pictures of you cat: cool to hang in museums and temples? god: no to post online cat: god: for internet points 10:24 AM · 2021-01-27 · Twitter for iPhone 54 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 772 Likes

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Organism - Caitlin @caithuls Red pepper flakes?? Oh do you mean mommy's spicy little fish food? 8:48 PM · 2021-01-25 · Twitter for iPhone 271 Retweets 2,800 Likes

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Organism - TM nash™ @itsnashflynn what if we are barbie girls but this isn't a barbie world 1:24 PM · 2021-01-23 · Twitter for Android 975 Retweets 38 Quote Tweets 5,719 Likes

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Photograph - Joe Gunn @joegunn Me disguising myself as a hedge so that I can get funds

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Organism - Jewish Space Lawyer @BeeeejEsq My law school loans are now old enough to start looking at colleges. 9:14 PM · 2021-01-21 · Twitter Web App 156 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 720 Likes

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Organism - IsaBelle @Designlsabelle Men have no idea the ways they are secretly sexy to us. 7:01 PM · 2019-01-19 · Twitter for Android 2,825 Retweets 354 Quote Tweets 12K Likes

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Font - Reddit @reddit can't wait to explain this week to my therapist 6:20 PM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter Web App 51.6K Retweets 3,073 Quote Tweets 545K Likes

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Organism - @kuschar Replying to @reddit reddit guys can figure out how to raise a stock's price 200% and make wall street assholes lose millions but still dont know how to talk to a girl 8:45 PM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for iPhone 1,520 Retweets 175 Quote Tweets 24.2K Likes

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Organism - a @alejandroo1200 stocks this! stocks that! When is someone going to invest in ME??? 1:31 PM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for iPhone 112K Retweets 6,322 Quote Tweets 487K Likes

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Organism - price O @pricepeterson Almost february and STILL no 12-foot skeletons back in stock? What's the deal 11:14 PM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter Web App 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 981 Likes

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Joint - thomas @perfectsweeties guy with a gun (but visually it is represented by a knife) me bringing a knife to a gun fight 6:25 PM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for Android 7,509 Retweets 98 Quote Tweets 88.6K Likes

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Font - Girl Who Is Down Bad @noleftairpod blackbone @yourlocalebony · 2m who tf is robinhood!?!?! O 2 Cookiee Monster @9a7batoon · 1m batman's son i think blackbone @yourlocalebony ?? why is he at gamestop 11:00 AM · 1/28/21 · Twitter for iPhone 12:01 PM · 2021-01-28 · Twitter for iPhone 67.5K Retweets 4,349 Quote Tweets 445K Likes

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