27 Posts From A Parody Facebook Group Where People LARP As Boomers

Anyone who's on Facebook likely has boomer relative somewhere who uses the social network to ask for advice about creating PDFs, or accidentally makes public events instead of sending private messages, or complains about innocuous problems, like the neighbor's dog barking too loudly. Well there's a Facebook group called 'a group where we all pretend to be boomers' and it's exactly what it sounds like. Everyone in the group must stay in character at all times, making for an absolutely spot on parody of the Facebook world of boomers. We've captured some gold moments from the group to give you a taste of what it's like. 

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Text - Dakota Jade ... January 3 at 12:05 PM · O I will NOT be coming to Barbara's potluck tomorrow;;; DO NOT ASK WHY 142 147 Comments Like Comment View previous comments Randy Miller HOW COME Like · Reply · 15h

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Text - SHVILLA Andy Youssi STRONG January 4 at 12:08 PM · 8 Dear everyone: Facebook says today is my birthday, but it's not my real birthday. It's a placeholder because FASCISTbook requires one and I refuse to give them any more information about me. Please DON'T send birthday wishes! 51 69 Comments Like פו Comment View 41 more comments Camille Pajas Janeczko Нарру Birthdaу 1 Like · Reply · 1d Rachel Mayabb V HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY FROM CLARENCE AND I 1 Like · Reply · 10h

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Blue - BIRDS ARE EATING TOO MUCH SEED יvיכו 14 7 Comments O Like Comment Michel Middelkoop Get your grandkids a BB gun!!!! Like · Reply 1d Amber Rhea they do not eat my small yellow balls,, only the big black ones,, SCAM Like · Reply · 1d Kimmie Dobos Wolfe Amber Rhea SOCIALISM Like · Reply 1d

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Text - Alex Gustafson shared an event. January 2 at 5:12 PM · 8 SAT, JAN 2 Craig dear did you get my message Going O 54 1 Comment

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People - Felicity Sadler shared a post. December 30, 2020 at 6:38 PM · 8 ... LADYY SCHNOOKUMS OATMEAL of JOANNS FIND OUT YOUR ROYAL NAME: 1. Lord or Lady 2. Your pet's name 3. The last thing you ate 4. add "of" 5. The last place you shopped Jasmine Thorpe Lady Zoey Golden Grahams of Sam's Club Like · Reply · 18h Julia Marsh LADY GRAVY THE FISH STICK OF THE TARGET. LLOL Like · Reply · 13h Teaierra Curry Lady Heinz Penne of Family Dollar Like · Reply 1h

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Text - Renato VO ... January 3 at 8:03 AM · 8 RECIPE PLEASE write your signature and the word will be what happens to you in 2021. q wer W t y u i a S d /f ghj cWb'n m 123 space # 90 1.8K Comments O Like Comment View previous comments Bart Abbat Refunds Like · Reply · 1d

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Product - Nick O'Las ... January 4 at 12:55 PM · 8 NOT LETTTING MỸ WIFE OUT,, Suzanne MacNeil WHERE CAN I GET ONE FOR SUSAN -DENNIS .. See More denvate nvato 1 Like · Reply · 10h

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Text - Miranda Wyatt •.. 14 mins · 8 Is the sushi sale today or tomorrow at the grocery stor, 5 Comments

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Text - Adam Richard Campbell ... 15 mins · 8 TELL ME THIS! If the population of Georgia is 3.7 million then how are there over 4.4 million votes? FRAUD! Georgia · US Senate runoffs Demographics of Georgia (country) From The Associated Press Regular election · 98% reporting Jon Ossoff leads Candidates Vote Vote count The demographic features of the population of Georgia include population growth, population Jon Ossoff 50.2 2,213,099 Democratic Party density, ethnicity, education level, health, ec

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Text - Zeon D V Kitchiner January 4 at 8:43 PM · 8 Please help! How do I change 4 pdfs into a single document? 13 68 Comments Like פו Comment

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Yellow - Brad Boudreau January 3 at 3:42 PM · 8 What Is LGBLT? 12 97 Comments

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Text - Magdalene Waldecker shared a post. January 4 at 10:35 AM · 8 .mmm.nnn Ash Kvtchem December 28, 2020 at 1:28 PM · O How much dots can u type by holdin' ur breath? me : 19 186 Comments O Like Comment View previous comments Jazmon Golightly Like · Reply 5h Dessarae Banachoski Like · Reply 3h

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Blue - Amber Rhea Yesterday at 12:22 AM · 8 cove accine JOE BIDEN 64 97 Comments O Like Comment

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Text - Andrea Salazar shared a post. ... January 3 at 8:03 PM · 8 CHECKMATE LIBYARDS Rev. Dr. James Weeks @jamesweeksii I see people wearing winter coats and hats. What a bunch of sheep! LOL! I did my own research and found out that only 1500 people die from hypothermia in the US per year. That's only 0.0005% of the population. They live in fear of something that 99.9995% of people won't die from. 5:07 PM 26 Oct 20 · Twitter for Android 4 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 9 Likes Rev. Dr. James Weeks | . ·

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Text - Nina Delatorre 4 hrs · 8 this is only beginning 6 ft apart, wearing masks... Does this sound familiar? You are taking part in a luciferian ritual. Willingly. Em Coe In Satanic rituals, they stand six feet apart and wear masks.

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Yellow - Alex Gustafson Yesterday at 11:15 AM · 8 No more faces , on my posts poststhey make me MAD 81 13 Comments

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Product - Teaierra Curry shared a post. 1 hr · 8 •.. AMÉN. GOD CREATED MAN! THEN WOMAN! GOBLESS WHY DO WE SAY"AMEN" IN CHURCH INSTEAD OF "A-WOMEN? BECAUSE WESING HYMNS, NOT HERS

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Text - Kennie Mikala Kolling December 31, 2020 at 1:15 PM · 8 ... THE GOD RUNT VERY QUICK ITS IMPOSSIBL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! close your eyes and type The dog ran very fast It's impossible 163 2.2K Comments

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Blue - Adam Heller ... January 2 at 12:12 PM · 8 I am no longer speaking to my son. DO NOT ASK WHY. 487 422 Comments O Like Comment View previous comments Evan Chartock Why??? Like · Reply 3d

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Text - Alex Gustafson shared an event. •.. January 2 at 5:10 PM · 8 SAT, JAN 2 Park your walmart scooter in the busiest walkway and sit there for 20 minutes Going Walmart, Fracc Las Adelitas, 87049 Ciudad Victoria, T 18 2 Comments

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Text - Eda Kologlu shared a post. New Member. Yesterday at 3:09 AM . 8 comment. yes TRUE if you. agree facebook friends No, I can't do Snapchat or Tiktoc but I can write in cursive, do math without a calculator and tell time on a clock with hands.

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Blue - John Haring is looking for recommendations. ... January 3 at 9:15 PM · 8 不 I NEED SUGGESTIONS ABOUT THINGS TO COMPLAIN ABOUT ON NEXTDOOR. THANKS IN 个 ADVANCE 221 177 Comments O Like Comment Michelle Findlay CAROL Like · Reply · 2d

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Yellow - Natasha Ottar shared a post. •.. January 2 at 12:59 PM · O MAYONAISE Coekist MAYONNAISE 0:27 / 3:35 Cookist Wow O February 9, 2020 · O Easy to make and ready in minutes, it's a great idea for as an appetizer

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Yellow - Danielle Kay ... December 30, 2020 at 3:44 PM · 8 What is cayenne? 40 223 Comments O Like Comment View previous comments Joe Burchill TOO SPICY IS WHAT IT IS Like · Reply · 5d Bryan Bugaj HEARTBURN Liko Doply Ed 7L

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Human - Brandon Ward ... 1 hr · 8 MAGMA!!1! None of these real men would have worn a mask! IN A NATION SO DIVIDED I'M WITH THE ONES WHO CARRY FIREARMS AND KNOW WHICH BATHROOM TO USE 1 Comment

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Colorfulness - Kimberly Joy Mauro December 30, 2020 at 9:55 PM · 8 ... Hi Timmy! Please bring my wine thanks. Snap a close up Of an object and We will try to guess IUhat it is .. 27 487 Comments

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Yellow - Alicia Edmunds ... January 4 at 1:34 PM 8 I HAVE AN IDEA LETS MAKE A GROUP WHERE WE PRETEND TO BE MILENIALS HAHAHA I SHOULD GET MY GRANDDSON TO PROGRAM THAT HES PRETTY SMART WITH COMPUTERS 246 200 Comments O Like Comment View previous comments Julia Marsh HELLO I LIKE TO DO THE FLOSS DANCE AND WATCH MY TIKTAKS WHILE I TAKE SELFIES ,,, LOL „, brunch Like · Reply · 13h Ned Manning V You better not pay him either!!! He owes you for his life and what you did to carry on your genes!! Is he s

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